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If you’re looking for funny tinder bio examples, you’ve just entered heaven.

I’ve gathered and selected some of the funniest Tinder profile texts here for your to borrow and steal from.

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Funny Tinder Bio Examples for guys and for girls

Let’s look at some of the best Tinder bios we could find when scrutinizing the web.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women

WARNING: Just because it made you laugh doesn’t mean, you want to blindly copy this bio.

Why?

Because it can make you seem bitter.

And not many girls want to date a sour puss.

Human Sexuality

One of my favorite bios of this list, but there’s a hitch…

…it has become quite well known.

Which means that a number of women will recognize it from somewhere and realize that you’re not being original.

So what should you do if you want to get great reactions from girls?

Give the bio a facelift. Like so:

“I got a B+ in Sex Ed, so I’m pretty familiar with what gets you excited

*checks notes*

dresses with pockets”

I admit it’s not the best. So how about a little challenge: come up with something better and I’ll put it here where everyone can admire your mad writing skills.

I may like being choked

A great bio for when you have a choking fetish.

Do you have another fetish?

How about using this bio as your template. For example:

“I may like bondage but dolphins don’t, pick up your trash.”

(I withheld the f-bomb because it’s over the top enough.)

Not the type to hold in farts for

A hilarious bio if you’re a girl, but what if you’re a dude?

Let’s try and come up with something YOU can use.

So when I read the above bio, she’s really talking about dating etiquette.

What kind of dating etiquette applies to a man?

Maybe that she has to treat you right.

To what kind of new and original bio does that take me?

Something like this.

“Break my bed, not my heart.”

Game of Thrones Cersei Quote

Another bio that doesn’t apply to most men.

So what kind of joke can we come up with if you change the first line to ‘You want a knight in shining armor?’ (That’s the equivalent of what most women want  when looking for a man.)

“You want a knight in shining armor? Then buy a magnet.”

Very punny, I know. But it IS original!

Game of Thrones Cersei Quote #2

I like bots

Some hilarious self-depreciation. But be careful!

Unless your photos show that you’re also a confident person who enjoys life, this bio may make you seem like someone with low self-esteem

Which most women find a turn-off.

So only use this bio if you have good photos to go with it!

I’m on Tinder to make friends

A very funny bio, but it does have one major flaw if you’re a guy.

What would that be?

It makes you seem like a phuckboy. A dude who only wants to hook up.

Which is fine. Nothing wrong with just wanting to keep things physical.

But phuckboys (as they’re so lovingly called) turn off a lot of women (even those open to casual sex).

Why?

Because the type of guy who only wants sex is usually not very interested in a woman’s personality. So he tends to be a bit cold.

It stands to reason that many women don’t find that very appealing.

So unless you’re fine with putting these phuckboy vibes into the world, consider using a less polarizing bio.

I need a girlfriend for clickbait

What a BAWS!

This bio absolutely hilarious to me.

But beware!

Joking about being underage could possibly get you banned. Here’s how I found out:

Photoshop Paradise

This profile text format can work when personalized. But the photoshopped Tinder photos are what really stand out.

Never lost an arm wrestle…

There’s a lot to unpack in this image and I’m not just talking about her beautiful behind.

The bio is pretty damn dope too!

Mainly the second paragraph about the threesome, “If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I’d go to dinner with my parents.”

This is hilarious because it not only implies she’s bad at sex, but also that her parents are very demanding.

So it’s a toofer!

A bit of a joke and also a bit of a personality share.

I personally find that mix ideal, because then she doesn’t only laughs, she gets the feeling that she actually knows you a little.

Fuck the police

Probably not the best bio if you’re actually working in law enforcement.

At least, not if you want to keep your job.

But it’s pretty gosh darn hilarious though!

And I’m pretty sure this bio got him lots of action.

You know what I can’t stand?

People I get along with best are usually those who can poke fun at themselves.

Why?

It shows they don’t take themselves too seriously and that’s very refreshing.

Plus, these people just ooze confidence. And who doesn’t like oozing confidence?

I like it rough

Implying that she ended up in the hospital after an intense romp in the sack, what a woman.

I love it.

Plot twist

Very clever!

But don’t think you can just copy this Tinder game and think you’ll do as this guy undoubtedly did.

Why?

Because these types of swipe games show a lot of effort on your part. So you’re investing quite some time in a dating app.

Many women will feel like you’re putting too much time into something which should be treated casually. And thus be turned off a little.

That’s why these types of games are best suited for frat bros and other young adults, because that’s an age where these types of jokes are more normal and appreciated.

I get into your head

Another very sexual bio.

Which like I said earlier can work for a dude, if you change the phrasing a little. But being overly sexual can easily scare off a lot of women because it makes you seem like a walking penis.

So, on the whole, I think it’s a better idea to stay away from sexual bios and go for something a little less polarizing.

Package deal

This is a great example of how a bio and photo can work together.

Even when you don’t create a crazy Kermit photo, you can still often write a bio that connects to your photos somehow.

For example, suppose you have a photo of you and your pet. Or heck, just the pet.

Then your bio can say, “Her name is meatball.”

Everyone will get it and because it’s such a personal thing, you come across as a genuine and approachable guy.

Marilyn Monroe always said…

That bio is pretty dark so I understand if you don’t find it funny.

But you should find it inspirational!

Because this is a good example of how you can use a famous quote of a celebrity and turn it into a funny bio.

Here’s an actual quote from the great comedian Betty White:

“Why do people say ‘Grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding.”

Yes, it’s pretty sexual. But you’re also not being the typical macho guy so it evens out.

One day…

I. FUGGIN’. LOVE. IT!

She just seems like a joy to be with.

I’m the kinda guy…

What a ride!

Respiratory Therapy Student

I like three things about this bio.

Firstly, it shows you’re confident. (She says she’s ‘cute enough to take your breath away’.)

Secondly, she’s showing that she’s more than just a hot bod, she has a big brain too. Which is a dynamite combo.

Lastly, it’s written in a way that you don’t come across as arrogant.

To me, she just seems playful.

Pros and Cons

A great example of a pro and con list done right.

Why?

She not just cracking jokes, but she’s actually sharing REAL things about herself that give me a good idea of what she’s like.

Picture this…

A wonderful bit of proze.

Just one downside though: the story mentions chloroform and robbing.

Although it’s clearly a fictional story, you don’t want to bring up anything remotely rapey and threatening.

Not only because it can scare off women, but also because it can get you banned.

Tinder doesn’t play games.

Hello Ladies

A fun take on the Old Spice commercial.

Let me sleep in your stupid t-shirts

Being romantic in an aggressive way is actually hilarious.

The male version of this bio could be:

“Just steal my oversized hoodies already and let me buy you food you piece of shit!”

Current relationship status:

A hilarious template that you can definitely use with success.

Here’s an off the cuff bio-inspired by the above screenshot:

“Current relationship status:

My cat won’t return my calls.”

I was kicked off of Tinder twice…

I can’t lie, honesty and humor is pretty sexy.

And she’s got it in spades.

I always keep a loaded gun…

Don’t we all have introvert moments?

Here’s a bio that just came to me after reading the above screenshot:

“I regret my tattoos. Not because I dislike the way they look, but because people keep using them as an excuse to talk to me.”

Halal

Another template you can steal.

Here’s one you can use if you like RPGs:

“Paragon in the streets, renegade in the sheets.”

Tinder Bio Examples without screenshot:

Looking for a badass, already have a good ass.

You know who else likes food and travel? Everyone else.

I practice safe sex. I tie you to the bed so you won’t fall off.

Daddy issues.

If you like water, you already like 72 percent of me.

I will jump to any height. Just ask, but if you ask me to jump 34 inches I will only jump 32 because that is as high as I can go. So basically I’m saying you are going to get 2 inches less than you’re expecting.

Fat $tacks and petting cats, I’m lonely.

I’ll treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye.

They say “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” well I’m always down for shots.

Allergic to milk

I might be lactose intolerant but I can handle your milk.

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